4813 Nuevo Laredo

Welcome to your almost-magical, just-right kingdom, nestled on a tree-dotted cul-de-sac! This charmer boasts a 4-bedroom, 2-bath layout complete with a 2-car garage for your chariots. Inside, you’ll find a kingdom of energy-saving appliances and walls painted in the most agreeably neutral hues, perfect for whatever art (or handprints) you wish to display.

Our kitchen is so big, you might need a map! It comes fitted with mahogany-stained cabinets that can hide enough snacks to survive a siege and black appliances that are as sleek as a knight in shining armor. The flooring throughout simulates wood so convincingly, you’ll think we hired Mother Nature herself.

And don't get us started on the carpet—it’s upgraded to heavenly levels of plushness. Walk-in closets? We’ve got those in spades, so go ahead and indulge in that extra pair of shoes (or three). There's ample storage to keep all your treasures tucked away and a full-size area just for laundry (sadly, you'll need your own washer and dryer, as the landlord’s fairy godmother duties apparently don’t extend to appliances).

Out back, there's a yard big enough for any royal festivities, entirely fenced to keep dragons (or just the neighbor’s poodles) at bay, all set in a neighborhood that’s just as friendly as it is well-kept.

Yes, furry court jesters (a.k.a. pets) are absolutely welcome, because what’s a home without a little pitter-patter of paws? While we currently don’t accept housing vouchers, we’re working on expanding the realms of possibility.

So, if you're looking for a place where you can hang your heart, your hat, and your cloak, look no further. Your fairy-tale dwelling awaits, viewable in early May—no magic beans required!